I was going to make a nice website here but something strange happened along the way.

It happened yesterday when I was playing ball in the woods.

I was reading a book when in front of me there was a strange light.

Shaken (but not stirred) I went to figure out what exactly happened.

The scene of the crime was covered with an unknown substance,

but covered in gook there was a brightly glowing ball.

When I picked up the ball a small man appeared in front of me.

The man pointed at me and then walked to the ball.

I was shocked but immediately realized what I had to do

so I held the brightly glowing ball and was surrounded by flames.

I felt lightheaded but let myself fall into uncunsiousness towards what lay beyond.

That was the start of an incredible journey, perhaps I will tell you the rest some day.