I was going to make a nice website here but something strange happened along the way.

It happened last sunday when I was playing ball in the woods.

I was reading a magazine when I realized there was a crackle of light.

Almost frozen with fear I went to find out what exactly happened.

The scene of the crime was covered with mud,

but covered in ooze there was a faint glowing ball.

When I prodded the ball a huge creature appeared in front of me.

The creature looked at me and then gestured towards the ball.

I was shocked but after a moment realized what I had to do

so I held the faint glowing ball and was engulfed in lightning.

I felt darkness surrounding me but let myself go into the darkness towards another dimension.

That was the start of an incredible journey, perhaps I will tell you the rest some day.