I was going to make a nice website here but something strange happened along the way.

It happened last wednesday when I was sitting behind the tv near the lake.

I was listening to the birds when in front of me there was a strange light.

Shaken and stirred I went to look for what exactly happened.

The impact site was covered with a slimey substance,

but covered in ooze there was a faint glowing sphere.

When I prodded the sphere a huge man appeared next to me.

The man looked towards me and then pointed towards the sphere.

I was fazed but immediately realized what I had to do

so I kicked the faint glowing sphere and was immersed in lightning.

I felt painless but let myself rise up to the skies towards whatever there was.

That was the start of an incredible journey, perhaps I will tell you the rest some day.