I was going to make a nice website here but something strange happened along the way.

It happened last saturday when I was on vacation in my birthplace.

I was reading a magazine when behind me there was a flash of light.

Shaken (but not stirred) I went to investigate what exactly happened.

The grass was covered with a slimey substance,

but covered in ooze there was a faint glowing sphere.

When I prodded the sphere a huge creature appeared out of nowhere.

The creature gestured towards me and then looked at the sphere.

I was frozen but suddenly realized what I had to do

so I touched the faint glowing sphere and was engulfed in flames.

I felt faint but let myself be carried away towards whatever there was.

That was the start of an incredible journey, perhaps I will tell you the rest some day.