I was going to make a nice website here but something strange happened along the way.

It happened two months ago when I was on holiday near the lake.

I was reading a magazine when next to me a lightningbolt struck.

Shaken (but not stirred) I went to look for what exactly happened.

The site was covered with ooze,

but next to a tree there was a faintly lit ball.

When I looked at the ball a small woman appeared in front of me.

The woman pointed at me and then picked up the ball.

I was fazed but after a moment realized what I had to do

so I picked up the faintly lit ball and was engulfed in flames.

I felt darkness surrounding me but let myself rise up to the skies towards another dimension.

That was the start of an incredible journey, perhaps I will tell you the rest some day.