I was going to make a nice website here but something strange happened along the way.

It happened yesterday when I was taking a stroll in the woods.

I was reading a magazine when behind me there were weird lights.

Shaken and stirred I went to look for what exactly happened.

The scene of the crime was covered with leaves,

but covered in gook there was a dull glowing sphere.

When I touched the sphere a large man appeared out of nowhere.

The man looked towards me and then gestured towards the sphere.

I was frozen but suddenly realized what I had to do

so I touched the dull glowing sphere and was immersed in flames.

I felt lightheaded but let myself go into the darkness towards another dimension.

That was the start of an incredible journey, perhaps I will tell you the rest some day.